Monday, December 22nd, 2008
Cohen Milstein Hausfeld & Toll is now Cohen Milstein Sellers & Toll. Washingtonian reports, "While Hausfeld was away on business, they voted to remove him as head of the firm and taped a note to his chair."
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Monday, September 10th, 2007
...then I watch The Office.
I can't wait until the new season starts.
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Monday, January 12th, 2004
I was bored with WPFW and scanning radio stations when I landed on the classic rock station, which was playing the Rovers cover of that American Irish pub favorite, Shel Silverstein's Unicorn Song.
As if this wasn't odd and amusing enough, I realized when the last chorus started that many people ...
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Friday, December 26th, 2003
The same co-workers who complained for an hour this morning about how Christmas should not be a holiday because it caters to Christians have now shifted to complaining about working on the day after Christmas and how unfair it is.
Dr. Noodles and I have decided to just turn our offices ...
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Sunday, March 23rd, 2003
Squirrel Relocation Plan Backfires
28th St. N., 6900 block, March 18. Responding to a report of a resident trapping squirrels in a back yard, an animal control officer met with the resident, who said that squirrels had been eating and destroying a garden. The resident had been trapping the animals ...
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Monday, April 22nd, 2002
We used to have an office fish. His name was Fluffy. We had him for about 5 years. Sometimes, Fluffy had a white spot on his head. Other times it was on a fin. Other times he had no spot at all. You see, Fluffy was a magical fish.
Or, it's ...
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Thursday, June 21st, 2001
My coworker gave me today's goal: work the phrase "spicy suction cups" into as many conversations today as possible, as naturally as possible. Didn't work. I had a perfect opportunity, but when I opened my mouth I found myself speaking only in Blondie lyrics. Then I couldn't stop doing it. ...
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Monday, June 18th, 2001
Narrow lunch-time escape: a colleague with 6 ROLLS of grandchild pictures. Thankfully, I needed to cut lunch short to get to a meeting and got away with just viewing one roll. 36 shots of the child sleeping. The same child sleeping. 36 shots of the same child sleeping in the ...
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