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The Easter Bunny Died for Your Sins

by meanlouise April 5, 2012 jesus files, the

Or something like that. The details are a bit hazy, to be honest. Regardless, JunglePete and I’ve been passing this gem back and forth for years and I’m sure I’ve probably posted it before, but I’m too lazy to search. Plus, it’s very special.

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We now return you to the countdown to our regularly scheduled Rapture

by meanlouise April 7, 2011 jesus files, the

Remember back in 1994 when Harold Camping promised us that the End Times were upon us? That Apocalypse sure rolled in with a whimper instead of a bang, didn’t it? Justin Bieber was born in 1994, so there’s that. Last year, the San Francisco Chronicle reported on Camping’s End Times as he geared up for […]

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But no spandex! (And that's probably good)

by meanlouise June 26, 2009 jesus files, the

It’s all gonna go to hell at over at Focus on the Family. They’ve changed their dress code and that’s gonna lead to nothing but trouble: Focus on the Family has a new look – or at least its employees do. Beginning today, men who work at Focus no longer have to wear mandatory business […]

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Red Velvet Cake

by meanlouise May 9, 2009 food and drink

Odd coincidences abound this week. Yesterday Tracy was treated to a dissertation on how weirded out I am about red velvet cake. Later, after we went out to dinner, EvilAgent ate a Red Velvet frozen custard sandwich. I reminded myself to look into less creepy ways to make red velvet cake (read: recipes that don’t […]

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"I made them myself…in prison."

by meanlouise May 6, 2009 florida files

I have so-called affinity license plates. I’m pretty sure the only place you can get valid license plates is through the DMV. I mention this because over the last few months several people have asked me where I got my license plates. The best answer I’ve come up with so far is, “I made them […]

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Zap!

by meanlouise November 2, 2008 jesus files, the
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Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby

by meanlouise March 9, 2008 humor

Our cable was out last night and Overlord, our Tivo, failed to record Ogre. Fortunately, the tense situation was resolved sometime just before midnight and a Torchwood crisis was narrowly averted. Later, Overlord recorded Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby. Once again, I am in the weird-feeling position of stating, “I like another Will […]

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spirit of truth

by meanlouise May 4, 2006 jesus files, the

A youtube gem Husband sent my way: The Spirit of Truth Here’s a real gem I recorded on Public Access TV back in the 90’s. I recently found the tape and want to share it with you all. If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you. […]

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catholic fieldtrip

by meanlouise December 23, 2004 jesus files, the

Having time to kill this morning before a doctor’s appointment, I made Husband go on a little sidetrip to visit the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception (or, as we call it, Basillica Joe’s) to see the church all decked out in Christmas finery. We (ok, I) lit a candle for my brother and then […]

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my yard is holier than your yard

by meanlouise October 29, 2004 jesus files, the

Usually I encounter the evangelicals stumping for Bush at the Metro. Yesterday, they came to our door to explain about how Kerry wants to outlaw the Bible and how the demonic jews and muslims and buddhists are ruining the country. Now, don’t be thinking the Jews aren’t useful – we need them to guard Israel […]

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