Monthly Archives: January 2010

Tim Burton at MoMa

The Tim Burton exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art was lots of fun, although it was clausterphobically crowded. It took a fair amount of determination and patience to see every piece in the show, but it was worth it. It’s 5 or 6 rooms crammed with sketches, storyboards, notes, character studies, maquettes, props and other goodies.

At one point I got hemmed into a corner, although to be fair it was a good corner – filled with storyboards from Nightmare Before Christmas. I’m quite intimately familiar with those sketches now.

After I escaped that corner, I almost immediately found myself wedged in next to one of the fantastic scarecrows from Sleepy Hollow. It’s probably my favorite Tim Buron movie so I was okay with that. It was also an excellent vantage point to watch the reactions of the Tim-Wannabee Boys as they randomly encountered one another.

The carefully coiffed and dyed guys in their Tim Circa-1993 uniforms looked like they’d escaped from a casting call. They’d be bouncing around, clutching their sketchbooks tightly and trying to look cool even though this was the moment they’d been waiting their whole 25 or 30 years for. Then, something awful would happen. The crowd would surge hither or yon and they’d suddenly find themselves nose to nose with another Tim-Wannabee Art Skool Boy.

You know how Siamese Fighting Fish placed next to one another in their little bowls get all puffed up and agitated? The same thing happens when you place Tim-Wannabee Art Skool Boys together. I tried not to laugh at them. I probably looked like I was intentionally rocking the Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeney Todd look, they don’t know I always look like that in the morning.

Here’s the website for the exhibit. This sketch made me laugh the most. (I’d swear it was labelled as a collaboration but the website doesn’t give any indication of that).

Tim Burton, Blind Man with Permanent Seeing Eye Dogs

Tim Burton, Blind Man with Permanent Seeing Eye Dogs

[Because most of the sites I wanted to link to use flash and iphones and flash are mortal enemies, this post got scrambled on Monday so I’ve edited it to add links and images and reposted it.]

Boris!

Between visits to The Transcendant Tree we met up with Faith and her family (yes, that includes the world famous Boris the pug). Longtime readers will be relieved to know that no one got hurt and no one’s in jail. It’s about a million degrees below zero and I’m too tired (lazy) to blog from my phone, so a full report will just have to wait…

Martha commands, and I obey

A few weeks before Christmas our Tivo, Overlord 2, sucked up an old Martha Stewart Christmas special. These prime time chestnuts are ripe for mocking so I turned it on while Husband was finishing dinner. I’m not normally susceptible to Martha-induced craziness, but at one point Martha looked into the camera and commanded, “If you’ve never seen the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center you simply must go.” My head whipped around and I heard myself intone, “Must…see…The Tree.”

Remember the Smile Time episode of Angel? It was like that, only Martha must have finished sucking the life-force out of all the children and moved on to me.

Smile Time

I’ve been obsessed with The Tree ever since. At any given moment, 5% of my brain is whirring away thinking about the tree.

Despite all of that scheming, there was just no way to get to New York before Christmas. Fortunately, the tree is up until January 7th and it’s ridiculously cheap to visit New York right now so we booked a room by The Tree (and, bonus, MoMa). This is good because I haven’t been feeling very well so I’m not sure how much I’ll really get to do once we get there.

On a related note, this was one of my favorite Anya moments on Buffy:

ANYA: Martha Stewart isn’t a demon. (to Buffy) She’s a witch.
XANDER: Please, she- (pauses) Really?
ANYA: Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness. (Ep. 6.09, “Wrecked”)

Here’s the Smile Time trailer. It still makes me laugh:

Snow Sculpture Win

I’ve been complaining about how some idiot (me) decided that we’d spend the start of the new year at home instead of staying in the nice apartment I booked on Siesta Key. It’s absurdly cold and windy here in DC, in case you aren’t here to understand why this decision goes in the Epic Fail file. Michele B cheered me up with this excellent picture, so I now spread the love and share it with you:

epic fail pictures
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Happy Neo Year!

In keeping with the traditions of our people,* we watched Matrix movies intermittently throughout the day, occasionally even paying attention long enough to yell things at the screen like “There is no spoon!” or “We meet again Mr. Anderson!” or “These movies make no fucking sense!”

It seems as good a way to begin the new year as any. Possibly better than many other ways, especially ways that involve actually going anywhere or doing anything productive.

*What people? Lazy people who lay on the couch and watch whatever trilogy their Tivo serves up.