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Smoking vulture brains: what could possibly go wrong? (hint: everything)

by meanlouise April 30, 2013 wild kingdom

It’s hard to convince people to read stories about vultures, even stories about the endangered status of 7 out of 9 South African species due to the fact that people are smoking vulture brains to try to make themselves clairvoyant, so I’ll give you the whole final paragraph as a pull-quote to entice you to […]

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This truly chaps my hide

by meanlouise March 15, 2012 true life 2012

It suddenly got very warm out, so it’s been an inferno on every Metro train I’ve taken this week. A few days ago. I pinned my hair up, as I’m wont to do when it’s very warm. I was reading a book so I put my glasses on. A family of Midwestern tourists goggled at […]

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no no no no

by meanlouise October 7, 2011 seriously?

I haven’t been busy, I’ve just been watching this video over and over in abject horror. (the original video has been removed from youtube) [embedded video] (here’s a replacement) Sorry for neglecting you. I’d say it won’t happen again, but we all know that would be a lie.

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Charlie Sheen, demystified

by meanlouise March 3, 2011 seriously?

It all makes sense now. Charlie Sheen has been drinking Brawndo. More seriously, I think Craig Ferguson’s statement that he wasn’t going to talk about Sheen was the sanest thing I’ve seen all week.

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Are you kidding me?

by meanlouise June 20, 2010 news

In what possible universe did BP Chief Tony Hayward think that attending a yacht race would be okay while his company destroys the Gulf of Mexico? The whole thing leaves me speechless. I thought Rahm Emanuel’s assessment was brilliant. “To quote Tony Hayward, he’s got his life back,” Mr. Emanuel said. Hayward made a lame […]

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80s Face

by meanlouise April 11, 2010 true life 2010

Husband just sent me this & I can’t decide which part is more awesome, the hair or the Exorcist-inspired breathing technique: edited to add: Just hours after we watched this and I posted it, we went to yoga. I’ll be damned if the teacher didn’t say, “you can use lion breathing here…” which I’d never […]

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Paul Cullum presents "Thomas Kinkade's 16 Guidelines for Making Stuff Suck"

by meanlouise November 18, 2008 movies

Over at VanityFair Daily’s Culture and Society Blog, Paul Cullum posts about the truly horrific-sounding film, “Thomas Kinkade’s Christmas Cottage.” Specifically, about the ridiculous memo Kinkade apparently sent to his crew – which posted in it’s glorious entirety at the end of Cullum’s commentary. Cullum writes: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light™, extends his purview to […]

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"We may or may not be superbeings…yet"

by meanlouise January 20, 2008 seriously?

I seem to have gone from bacon week to photography to cult week, although I’m not sure how or why. These things just happen, I guess. Husband has become obsessed with the Tom Cruise video and has found the entire Scientology awards ceremony on google video. It’s divided into two 20 minute videos. Part 1 […]

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"When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help…

by meanlouise January 20, 2008 seriously?

Watching the [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag], [tag]Scientologist[/tag] video posted on [tag]Gawker[/tag] is like driving by an accident that you can’t help staring at. By now, presumably, you’ve marveled at the whole bizarre mess . If you haven’t watched Tom Cruise talk about his scientology mission, go watch it now. Then, have a good stiff drink and come […]

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*everybody sing* Martha loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so

by meanlouise November 22, 2006 crafty

Husband tells me this isn’t in the Bible. I tell Husband he clearly has the wrong translation. If he doesn’t want to sing along, well, that’s just his problem. Martha loves me, this I know For the Bible tells me so. Excellent recipes to her belong We are weak, but she is strong. Yes, Martha […]

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