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I’m told this isn’t an actual GOP debate but is instead a Saturday Night Live skit. I can’t be sure.
It was a big night last night. I’m sure you all gathered your loved ones around the teevee to anxiously await Mike Huckabee’s live media event:
Sadly, when Huckabee opened the vault to determine whether or not he should run for President, he found Michaele Salahi and Geraldo eating peanut butter and fluffernutter sandwiches on Wonder Bread. He then made a statement about looking into his heart and his heart telling him not to run, presumably because his heart had just had a conference call with his bank account and didn’t want to give up all the filthy lucre that pours in from FOX for doing shows like this.
Jesus,Mary, and Joseph on a raft, would someone in the McCain campaign explain to Sarah Palin the difference between lying and spin? If you took the money for the bridge, and you spent the money for the bridge, and then you stopped supporting the bridge after Congress changed its mind, you didn’t exactly fight the bridge. Saying it once begs some questions. Saying it seven times, even after you know voters have access to information that refutes your claims? Bizarre.
Now if you’ll pardon me, I need to go put some lipstick on a pig.