Jesus,Mary, and Joseph on a raft, would someone in the McCain campaign explain to Sarah Palin the difference between lying and spin? If you took the money for the bridge, and you spent the money for the bridge, and then you stopped supporting the bridge after Congress changed its mind, you didn’t exactly fight the bridge. Saying it once begs some questions. Saying it seven times, even after you know voters have access to information that refutes your claims? Bizarre.

Now if you’ll pardon me, I need to go put some lipstick on a pig.

Please clap.

6 Thoughts on “I did not have sexual relations with that bridge to nowhere

  1. If you put lipstick on a pig – I might wanna kiss it. But that’s just me.

  2. Thank you, Dr. Birdcage, I must admit I was rather proud of it, myself.

  3. Haha – I read the Lipstick on a Pig article and then left my comment. Then read the post and it sounds like I’m offering my affections. I hope that didn’t come across as forward. Or maybe I should. It’s the “Pig in the Pink Dress”. I’m not suggesting Sarah Palin or Cindy McCain are Pigs in Pink Dresses. I better stop now.

  4. I used to have a very preachy little progressive statement on the site about not judging anyone based on gender or sexual orientation or any of that other stuff, and although and the disclaimer are retired, the sentiment stands. Sort of. I won’t judge you if you want to make out with livestock, but I may have to stage an intervention if you develop a thing for Cindy Mccain or the Trojan Moose.

  5. And I really should clarify – I am all about the pig.

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