Lately, Husband and I can’t stop talking to each other like [tag]Foamy the Squirrel[/tag]. This is great for getting people to move away from you in restaurants, but I believe we may have started attracting other problems.
Yesterday it was very peaceful one moment, a veritable [tag]squirrel[/tag] bacchanalia the next. The unruly mob of varmints appeared out of nowhere and raced up a big oak tree. Their chittering took a distinctly ominous tone. I edged to the door and summoned Husband.
They were in constant motion so it was hard to get a count, but we’re sure there were at least twelve of the little bastards. That’s a swarm. A herd. A passel. Possibly a coven, even.
I’m not sure what it means when squirrels run in packs. Many of them seemed young, so maybe it was an extended squirrel family.
Research would take work. Possibly typing, maybe some reading. Easier just to make Husband pose with the mug Faith sent me for my birthday and try to use it as a totem.
Dear squirrels, please don’t hurt us. We will make offerings to your Gods:
image of Husband with squirrel totem