What could be better than pondering the possibilities of "Paris Hilton: Chicken Champion"?

Ask and ye shall receive. No sooner had I begun to ponder the title question, when I received this disturbing link from Matt Hulan. (Thanks, Matt!)

Yes, this is even better than pondering Paris Hilton: Champion of All Chickens: “Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3.” Sure, we’re laughing now, but I have no doubt this is another unheeded sign of the coming Apocalypse.

Now I must return to Marc Fisher’s most excellent coverage of the pants suit.

It’s an exciting world we live in, kids.

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