Giant snakes!

As climate change warms the nation, giant Burmese pythons could colonize one-third of the USA, from San Francisco across the Southwest, Texas and the South and up north along the Virginia coast, according to U.S. Geological Survey maps released Wednesday. The pythons can be 20 feet long and 250 pounds. They are highly adaptable to […]

we’ll see who’s laughing when we’ve all been eaten by giant snakes

Burmese pythons have been quietly advancing their quest for world domination since at least the early 1980s. I slept better when I was a kid, before my father’s herpetologist friend shared this with me soon after they caught an escaped burmese python named Julius Squeezer in our neighborhood. I wish the archives of the Sarasota […]

giant snakes are going to kill us all

If you won’t listen to me maybe you’ll listen to Jon Stewart. We’re all going to die! The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Florida Pythons on the Loose Daily Show Full EpisodesImportant Things w/ Demetri Martin Political HumorJim Cramer By the time I searched for the old posts and added […]