Friday I joked about the phrases you don’t want to imagine might one day become a punchline in your obituary. “The zookeeper said she’d never seen otters behave that way before,” was one of the phrases I mentioned.
Little did I know, otters are on the rampage! I just saw this headline in the Miami-Herald: “2 more bitten by aggressive otter near Boca Raton.”
I just saw this- of course i am in heaven!!! the only thing better than an otter is a bad-ass otter!
I hope he’s ok and not sick. just tired of douchebags clucking at him from the banks of his home.