A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I was employed. And at my place of employment, we received an announcement each day on our voicemail. And each day that announcement was recorded by a staff member in the Telecomm Department. And each day, a colleague would call me and critique my performance and delivery of the announcement.

I was not the person who made the daily announcement nor did I work in Telecomm, information that did little to deter said colleague.

This went on for years.