Category Archives: monkeys (also: apes)

From the "things you just can't make up" file

“Unemployed to Sterilize Monkeys in India”

A northern Indian state said Thursday it planned to use unemployed youths to sterilize monkeys to try to combat aggressive primates who have been raiding farms. The idea drew immediate condemnation from conservationists, who said the plan was unscientific and would likely worsen the problem.

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That loud sound you just heard was probably JunglePete throwing himself on the ground and shrieking in agony.