My pal Sal made me this hilarious rendition of the party he’d throw me if he could invite monkeys, manatees, and gators to a birthday party. Safely, I mean. You could cart all three into a room and dress them up and give them cake. I guess…
I think the card/imaginary party is a safer way to go.
Also, fewer chances of any sort of Fish and Wildlife Service or other law enforcement intervention. The older I get, the less desirable these things become.
I’ve been neglecting you a bit mostly due to illness and then some unsuccessful adventures in re-theming this site. I’ve been too stubborn to give in and hire a wordpress guru, but I’m getting close to admitting I can’t roll my own any longer (a conclusion I should have reached a long time ago, I know).
I’ll be back soon – expect a post on Monday about the craptacular 2008 SyFy movie, Lost City Raiders.
Just as soon as I sober up.
Not from my birthday, from the Lost City Raiders viewing session. It’s a doozy, but I mean that in the best possible way.