Skylights in the Shower

by meanlouise on December 20, 2013

in true life 2013

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Florida builders have been making epically bad home design decisions since the first Spaniards hauled their sorry hides onto these shores 500 years ago.

Somewhere along the way, some builder said, “Hey, let’s put skylights over the showers in these ‘villas’ to distract from the fact that the bathrooms are in the dead center of the houses and therefore dark as caves.”

For the last 10 years, every time I’ve stayed at my mom’s house I’ve looked up at some point while showering and thought, “Hey, those skylights are some pervert’s dream.”

Not today. Today I looked up and thought, “Hey, Roofers!”

{ 3 comments }

Kara December 20, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Bahahahahahahahaha

hokgardner December 21, 2013 at 2:33 pm

I just snorted milk out my nose.

meanlouise December 21, 2013 at 2:38 pm

My work here is complete.

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