Skylights in the Shower

December 20, 2013

photo: meanlouise

photo: meanlouise

Florida builders have been making epically bad home design decisions since the first Spaniards hauled their sorry hides onto these shores 500 years ago.

Somewhere along the way, some builder said, “Hey, let’s put skylights over the showers in these ‘villas’ to distract from the fact that the bathrooms are in the dead center of the houses and therefore dark as caves.”

For the last 10 years, every time I’ve stayed at my mom’s house I’ve looked up at some point while showering and thought, “Hey, those skylights are some pervert’s dream.”

Not today. Today I looked up and thought, “Hey, Roofers!”

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3 Comments
December 20, 2013 @ 7:49 pm

Bahahahahahahahaha

December 21, 2013 @ 2:33 pm

I just snorted milk out my nose.

    meanlouise
    December 21, 2013 @ 2:38 pm

    My work here is complete.