I’ve tried to write this post about a dozen times since a reader passed along the Daily Candy review of SBSS Lightening Gel for Sensitive Areas. I’m not only at a loss for words, but the words I do come up with would increase my spam problem exponentially. I think I’ll just let you go read it for yourself.
I think this quote says it all:
“Anal and vaginal lightening is one of the hottest skin care trends today.”
Gives all new meaning to tan lines…non ho parole…
“celebrities”
It took me a while to grasp that this product was not about “lightning.”
Anal Lightning…isn’t that one of the new American Gladiators?
What? I left an “e” out. Oh! Why would anyone want to….Oh! It seems I have some enhancing to do.
Anal Bleaching makes Baby Jesus cry.
Seriously – because women need some other body issue to worry about? Because the 5,000 other things we think are wrong with our bodies and don’t measure up weren’t enough now we’ve got to worry that the skin color of areas that aren’t usually on display anyway aren’t up to snuff?
oh the world is a sad, sad place.
Anal Bleaching makes Baby Jesus cry.
If I gave an award for best comment, that would win.