My first thought when I laid eyes on this boat was, “Faith and I would look hot racing around a lake in a pair of these!”
My second thought was, “Until we died, violently,” which I suspect would be the inevitable outcome of plopping us in a lake in fiberglass UFO-on-skis watercraft powered by 40hp motors.
Firey crash on Lake Okeechobee. Bacon bits sent flying in the air. Film at 11.
But you’d go out in a blaze of glory.
This post was a missed opportunity to use the phrase “fiery cataclysm.” Maybe next time.