Why were they playing Christian radio at the local video store last night? The hosts of the show were railing against the evils of Hollywood and preaching about “garbage in/garbage out.” You’ll go to hell if you watch a movie; even a Disney movie will rot your soul. This is probably true. Everything I learned about sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll, I learned from “Lady and the Tramp.”

No I didn’t.

Nevermind.

I’m pretty sure this store makes most of it’s money off the videos in the “back room,” so I can’t figure out why this station was on in the first place, because I’m the only one there who seemed to think it was funny.