Incidentally, I’m not the worst pool player in the world…I’m actually the worst pool player in the universe. Just ask Jenn. Maybe after some more practice I’ll be less of a danger to myself and others. Maybe after 20 or 30 more years of practice.

Here’s a valuable lesson Jenn and I learned: if you want any chance of winning it may be best not to play someone who casually mentions just as he’s about to break, and I quote, “we had a pooltable in my dorm at boarding school.” Things do not turn out pretty from there. Fun? Yes. Pretty? No.