Happy Birthday, Charlton Heston

I’m trying to decide what the most appropriate birthday tribute would be. Should we watch “Planet of the Apes” tonight, or should we get a couple of guns and just go blow some shit to Kingdom Come?

I know, we could take our Charlton Heston doll out into the woods and fill it full of lead. But that would be wrong, and it would wreck the “Planet of the Apes” diorama.