Everyone knows Dr. Birdcage and I are extremely powerful. The insane international success of Artomatic 2007, which we co-chaired, should be proof enough. If it’s not, here’s more proof – Once, I burned down Gatorland….with my mind. Now, Dr. Birdcage has caused a world-wide banana blight.
Be nice to us or we’re going to get together this weekend and write some short stories.
Legal notice: I did not actually burn down Gatorland or any other roadside attraction. Dr. Birdcage did not cause this or any other banana blight. If you wake up and you’re a cockroach on Sunday, it’s purely coincidental. Probably.
SHAZAM! Idle hands and all that, right? Still. If you don’t watch yourself, you might wake up a cockroach. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ;)
All I know is, Husband suddenly developed the urge to thoroughly clean the house for me. :-)