I was sorting the junk mail today when the back of an American Stationary catalog caught my eye. The featured product? Paisley Calligraphy Notes. And they have other paisley products.
It’s coming back, and we’re helpless to stop it.
We don’t have to wear it, but soon we’re going to have to see it.
Everywhere.
I just know it.
Don’t you remember how awful this was last time?
Oh god, and what if someone puts paisley on…Crocs.
I just can’t bear to think about it.
This has nothing to do with paisley, but it seemed like the sort of thing that you Need To Know About.
Sorry about the nightmares.
peace
Matt
WHat if they start spinning paisley webs? I can’t bear to think about that either.
Well, they are Texan spiders. You never know what a Texan’s going to do for attention.
“Hey, paw! Looka me invade yonder country, thar!”
peace
Matt (who grew up in Austin, for what it’s worth)
Suddenly, those spiders seem useful for more than mosquito killing (not that I don’t find mosquito killing inordinantly useful).
The whole thing is still a little William Shatner/Kingdom of the Spiders for my liking though.