This movie never ends well

This was in the Seattle Times last weekend:

Expedition seeks paranormal pit, by John Zebrowski

“A topographic map spread on the hood of a car showed where the search party would start. There is a hole out there, they believe, a hole that not only appears to be bottomless but has, on at least one occasion, brought an animal back to life.”

Actually, my favorite part of the article is:

A searcher tripped over a snow-covered log. “Be careful of the logs,” Kennedy yelled. “We were on a sasquatch expedition and someone snapped a leg.”

My job seems so boring by comparison.