“Twice a year tens of thousands of librarians make a trek across the United States to a meeting of the ALA. How they know to congregate in the same spot, no one knows. They come to learn, to network, to collect free stuff…and possibly to mate.”
*tears* But will they survive the harsh winter?
I guess they don’t all work in Reference, where they merely sneak out to mate surreptitiously, occasionally failing to button blouses correctly in rush to get back….EEEWWWW!!!