He said: “He was dressed as a blue Smurf and nobody goes out to battle dressed as a blue Smurf.

Link courtesy of JunglePete. In case I haven’t mentioned it recently, JunglePete is a rockstar. Check out the letters he got after his recent presentation about alligators to a group of elementary school students.

I must admit I’m mildly concerned that I’m going to be sharing a bathroom with Chomp-Chomp when I go to visit.*


*That was a joke. JunglePete is a responsible professional who does not keep wild or so-called exotic animals as pets or keep reptiles in his bathroom. I hope.

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2 Thoughts on “Fascinating criminal defense strategy

  1. I don’t “keep” reptiles in my bathroom. Nor do I believe anyone should have one as a pet. They come and they go – educational animals – and to be perfectly honest I have an alligator in my hotel tub right now.

  2. rebecca on April 27, 2009 at 9:04 pm said:

    “I have an alligator in my hotel tub right now.”

    Worst pickup line. Ever.

    Oh dear, did I imply you keep exotic pets? If I ever get 3 seconds all in a row to compose my thoughts I’ll set that straight…

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