This reminds me of the debate we were having last night about sloths. Also, it made me laugh

(sloth debate recap)
Me: What if sloths are really abstract thinkers and are capable of thinking quickly. I bet they can do calculus.

Husband: I think they’re actually pan-dimensional beings who just poke through into our Universe every now and again. Like mice.

Come to think of it, that wasn’t so much a recap as a transcript of the entire debate. It wasn’t much of a debate.