They've got the wrong goat, everyone knows goats prefer sportier models

Husband forwarded this to me:

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

Seriously, have you ever seen a goat driving a 323? I didn’t think so.

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