You may think you have more important things to do than read, but you’re wrong. And those things are certainly not nearly as interesting as Matt Rossi’s new book, which I’m going to harrass you about endlessly until you buy it. Pre-order Things That Never Were right now. Or at least click the link and check out the groovy cover. You know you want a copy.
Did you know Matt and I went to school together? We didn’t know each other then, but I do recognize him from the coffee shop. Clearly we weren’t meant to know each other then – the fate of the planet probably depended on it.
Did you know that Matt is the heir to the Silly String fortune?
Did you know that Matt created Batgrl and I in a secret lab in Rhode Island?
Did you know Matt was one of the original Bugaloos?
You didn’t know these things? You really need to order his book!