now you can lojack your kids!

28,000 Texas schoolchildren are being electronically monitored. That’s good. That way school officials know everything about them and can learn their habits, figure out when they’re alone, stuff like that. We all know kids are waaaay more likely to be grabbed and/or molested by strangers than an acquaintence, so this should work great. (before anyone pompously writes to explain that’s not true, let me explain slowly and carefully so you can understand it: that was sarcasm).

As a value-added feature, I bet they’ll find a way to harvest marketing-data out of this little experiment…

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