hell, see also: other people

Last night Husband and I went to see Dodgeball.

It was a silly movie, so let’s talk about silly things.

My favorite part of the movie was when the woman 2 rows in front of us got annoyed with the woman in the row directly in front of us. The woman directly in front of us was on her phone.

“I’m at the movies. What are you doing?”

This made it difficult for the woman 2 rows up to hear…her own phone conversation.

“I can’t hear you. This bitch won’t shut up.”

Eventually, the woman directly in front of us took the hint from the woman 2 rows up and left the seating area to finish her conversation. This being a stadium-type theater, she had to walk all the way down to the front of the theater and then all the way down a hall to get to the doors to the theater itself. She talked the whole way, and once she couldn’t see us anymore she got louder and louder.

All of this really annoyed a guy right in the center of the theater. He was the only one who actually spoke up and told them to be quiet, which is good because he might not have heard his phone ringing later if he hadn’t.