Teacher Banned for Spilling the Beans on Santa I’m not on some sort of Santa news binge right now or anything, this just sort of came to my attention. Really, there are any number of things they could fire me for. I was going to put “not liking kids” on the top of the list, but I went to convent school as a wee child and I don’t think any of my teachers liked kids either, so that’s not a valid response. They were great teachers though, I have to say. Scary as, um, heck, but great teachers.