I am not designed to get up at 5 a.m. nor to try to remember which is my right foot and which is my left foot while attempting to do aerobics before the sun even rises, and to a techno remix of Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit", no less, in a room of people who are just as disoriented as me.

Here is a link to some guy named Graham Barker’s website, which provides graphic details of his naval fluff collection. It’s not the best site to look at while eating lunch. I have no idea why I had it bookmarked. It was in a folder labelled “microwaveable porkrinds.”

plucked from the ashes of the punkprincess.com archives, reposted 02-28-07