I don’t know that I believe in ghosts, but I do believe that I believe that any truly sensible estate planning should include making a list of people you plan to come back and haunt. Just in case.
I’m going with my athiest sister Tara.
You plan to haunt her? I’m not planning to haunt anyone in a, um, good way.
I think I’m going with phantom muddy footprints since she’s a compulsive neat freak.