Chapter One, wherein, within 90 minutes of beginning their 7,000 mile journey to Seattle, I’ve already completely lost my mind and am actually beginning to wish I was back at the airport where a woman spent a half-hour berating us, in Norwegian, for reasons understood only by the Norwegian woman.

See you next week.

Oh yeah, one more thing! DCBloggers: any interest in a pre-holiday dcblogger happy hour gathering at Atomic on Dec 17th? I can organize it when I return, assuming mom and I survive this trip together.