zero budget films

A really useful site for that nobudget auteur scraping around in the deepest recesses of your soul trying to get free.

Think you’re the next Hal Hartley? Prove it. And if you do prove it, don’t call me. I think Hartley is boring and unimaginative and you only think you have to like him because the Sundance channel masturbates all over him constantly.

Don’t despair – I have faith in you. I know that you can do better than Hartley. When you do, then you can call me.