Maximizing the number of commercials you have to slog through, these related pieces are broken up into two parts on the Colbert Report instead of one segueing into the other. You’ll live.
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A few years ago I got roped into focus-grouping some potential campaign slogans for a neighbor. My suggestion, “He never killed a hobo!” went over like lead.
Last week, Stephen Colbert was interviewing South Carolina incumbent Bob Ingles. Colbert asked Inglis, “What do you know about this rumor that he [opponent Trey Gowdy] beat a drifter to death with a dinner plate?”
See, my idea was a good one after all. Stephen Colbert would never be snarky in an interview so it must be a good strategy.
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|South Carolina’s 4th District Primary – Bob Inglis
Stephen Colbert’s hilarious commentary on George Will’s recent column about jeans:
“Apparently George Will is trying to say, ‘My flat conservative butt doesn’t look good in Wranglers.'”
-Stephen Colbert on Thursday night’s Colbert Report. This is the same the runaway monkey I posted about yesterday, of course.