This is up there with "Bizarre Gardening Accident" or "Unexplained Ravioli Tragedy" in the list of headlines one never wants to see on a story about oneself
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And here I’ve wasted my entire life being afraid of sharks…
Why are the people in these stories always from Ohio? Or does it just seem that way?
Almost as strange as “Bad coffee incident at McDonalds”.
In fairness to the dead pelican, the woman did look like a squid.