“Charlton Heston, Epic Film Star and Voice of N.R.A., Dies at 84”
I even looked at some posts from the archives to see if I had a fitting tribute lying around. Nope. This was the best I could recycle:
Just wondering…does anyone else harbor the fantasy where you undress George W. Bush…
August 12th, 2003 | 3:31 pm | rebecca
…the Super Pilot Action Figure Guy, of course, and put him in a wedding dress and marry him off to your Charlton Heston Action Figure?
(For the record, I was apparently the only one who harbored that particular fantasy).
I’m crushed. The die hard apes fan in me overrides all.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
I must have seen something about this last night and it just didn’t register, or this was an odd coincidence: Husband was out at a warehouse party til 3 (he’s much cooler than I) and I pulled out the DVD of the first planet of the apes movie to watch around midnight, then got distracted and never did put it on.