It had such promise. First they feared the sun, now they fear…the Son. I waited so long for a chance to actually watch it. And…I had to turn it off after the first 15 minutes.

OK, that isn’t exactly accurate. Husband had to turn it off after the first 15 minutes, because I was busy writhing on the floor shrieking “make it stop, make it stop.”

That’s right folks. We actually found a movie we couldn’t watch. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.