Watching the [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag], [tag]Scientologist[/tag] video posted on [tag]Gawker[/tag] is like driving by an accident that you can’t help staring at.
By now, presumably, you’ve marveled at the whole bizarre mess . If you haven’t watched Tom Cruise talk about his scientology mission, go watch it now.
Then, have a good stiff drink and come back.
Then, watch [tag]Craig Ferguson[/tag]. His version of the video is as funny as the original is scary:
Is it me or does Tom Cruise help Miss Teen South Carolina make sense?
“Um – like Scientologists help the freedom of Iran and poor people because like they can and if you don’t understand it you should like let South Africa learn it to you”.
I could watch her babble all day. Tom I want to punch in the face. And I think Ghandi would agree.
That makes all kind of sense, when you put it that way.
I am soooo freaked out by the concept. I mean, it’s bad enough living in California with the freaky driving – but freaky drivers plus the knowledge that if you are in a wreck there’s a threat that Tom Cruise might be nearby to…do whatever the hell he’s going to do after you have a wreck. Eek. I wonder if I can get insurance for that, I think it could be traumatic…
Jerry O’Connell’s parody is hilarious. I can’t get to my link right now, but I think it may be on funnyordie.com
I luv me some Craig Ferguson. Must be the accent. or the wicked grins. or the cackling. I think it’s all of them combined. Cruise = shudder. I’m sad that I can never watch the glory that is Top Gun in the same way again.