Husband is dubious about the mythic [tag]Gingerbread Pop-Tarts[/tag], especially after I showed him the review on [tag]Mr. Breakfast[/tag]. The review is favorable, but in the comments someone complained that their gingerbread pop-tarts caught fire. This made Husband nervous. Silly Husband, all pop-tarts are flammable. That’s why they’re fun.
When I was 11 I found a rat tail in my pop-tart. We sent it in to Kelloggs and how lucky was I? They sent coupons for 5 boxes of free pop tarts! Wohoo! But those Gingerbread poptarts sound fantastic.
it’s kinda like this weird Quest now – only instead of a religious relic we’re seeking sugary breakfast food. The Church of Corn Pops and In Fruity Pebbles We Trust. Or something.
I remember something about a rat tail, but I thought it was Bobby who found it. Now, why I was thinking about it at all is cause for concern, but let’s just back away from that….