Would it be wrong of me to try and boost morale at work by posting signs that we’ll be having open auditions for the Spring musical?

Wouldn’t it be fun to see who actually shows up to audition and what they do for that audition?

I don’t actually plan to stage a musical so that would be wrong of me, I suppose. I guess. Maybe. No, definately. It would be very wrong of me to humiliate others for my own personal amusement.

Oh, but who are you to judge? Admit it. You’re looking at the annoying guy over at the copy machine and picturing him belting out selections from Annie right now.

The sun’ll come out…tomorrow…

And you’re laughing to yourself. Oh yes you are. I know you are.

Bet your bottom dollar that….tomorrow…

Think of the weird dance numbers you could “choreograph” and get the potential cast members to learn.

“And shuffle-ball-change and hop-hop-hop.”

It would be mean, but it would be humorous.

It would certainly boost my morale.