Gentleman, start your engine…

Port-O-Jet, the world’s only jet-powered outhouse, will heat up the action Saturday night during the inaugural CRASHCars Tournament of Thrills at The Dirt Track at Lowe’s Motor Speedway.

The fun doesn’t end there. Later in the evening they’ll be using a jet engine to melt a schoolbus.

That my friends, is what what makes this country great.

Well, there might be some other stuff too, but this sounds truly stupid and cool.