Have you had to endure one of the tortuous & ham-fisted trailers for The Tourist yet? The Manolo has actually gone to see the entire movie.

Watching The Tourist was the disappointing experience, much in the way that setting out for the hairdressers, but somehow winding up at the dentist’s office, where two teeth are extracted, is the disappointing experience, but only if the procedure were done without the benefit of anesthesia.

That is to say, it was the sort of nightmare.

Then the Manalo gets really harsh. And yet, from what I’ve heard about the Tourist, not harsh enough.