From the always excellent [tag]Found Magazine[/tag] website:
To NOT Do List
([tag]FOUND[/tag] by Diane Sullivan in Burlington, VT):–DO NOT spend money on anything except:
clothing for winter/Halloween
Grocery Items
Sarah’s Birthday dinner
Sushi
Metal show/ movie Kill Bill
!!save all other money!!
–DO NOT “fall in love” with any strangers
–DO NOT procrastinate the trip to Japan
–DO NOT eat junk!! Any form of potato or corn chips. No Fritos, no
Lays, no Ruffles, no Cape Cod nothing!! No maple lead cookies, no
peanut butter cookies!
–DO NOT start another tab at work
–DO NOT fret over Wendy or in any case “being alone”
–DO NOT borrow money from Mom
–DO NOT eat at Oasis or any shit food place
–DO NOT watch pornographic movies
–DO NOT Masturbate
–DO NOT MASTURBATE!!![You should go read the rest of the post. It’s funny.]
If you’ve never been to a Found roadshow you really oughta go. As a double-extra-special bonus, there are even more Found vs. [tag]PostSecret[/tag] dates in the offing. Because the booty don’t stop.