HELLBOUND is a wondrously hilariously terrible movie. How bad? This bad. It’s now available on netflix streaming. Your weekend plans just made themselves.
Can I tell you how much I enjoyed your (linked) review of this? THIS MUCH. Also, it occurred to me while reading it that many many many many many many movies have the dial-an-academic on call for the scene where they tell someone that they have a demon scepter/ a dagger from the flying monks/ the devil’s sword… and that never, ever, not even the one of the times, have I ever encountered any such thing. Why? That’s what I want to know, dammit. What the hell good is it being an academic if you never get to be an expert in such things?