Pearl is a deceased squirrel who channels prophesies and advice through her (former) human caretaker. Pearl has an extensive website that features more than just her caretaker demonstrating the proper way to give an opossum a pedicure, but it’s the pedicure video that originally caught my attention, so that’s what you get today.

“The most entertaining opossum pedicure tutorial you will watch today, guaranteed.”

After you watch this video, you will feel saner, guaranteed.

Via Husband via The Daily What.