The hell with all those other college guides, Jon’s World O’ Squirrels has a campus squirrel guide. The guide itself seems a little squirrelly since it suggests that George Washington University has only one known squirrel on campus.

There have been times over at GW that I’ve feared for my life, the squirrels are so big and aggressive. One time I saw one literally chase a student into Gelman Library. They have very strict security, the student got in, the squirrel did not.

OK. I’m kidding about the security. The squirrel hit the glass, looked dazed for a minute and then began to menace a street vender. It may have been sick, but it’s hard to tell because they’re all so crazy around there. The squirrel. Not the vender. Oh, I’m just going to stop now.