This really is a small town. As such, it seems that everyone has been overtaken by Snakefish Mania. It’s sort of a welcome relief from the “build a bomb shelter and stockpile canned goods cause we’re all gonna die on the 4th of July” mania.

Two more articles in the Post today:
“Freaky Fish Story Flourishes: Anglers Crowd Tiny Crofton Pond Seeking Elusive Prey” in the Metro section and “Stop That Fish! Snakeheads Walk All Over Crofton in the Style section.”

We now return you to our regular scheduled planning for Armaggedon, already in progress.