Destiny

Destiny is a funny thing.

Is there such a thing as destiny? How do you know what your destiny is? Can people recognize their own destiny, or do they need someone else to provide a sign? Who can help you find your destiny?

I can. I can help you to recognize your destiny, because I’m just that good.

Don’t believe me? Let’s take the example of Danielle, owner of Fibre Space.

Danielle might have thought that her destiny was to liberate the world from inferior fibers and ill-fitting garments and unleash the creative impulse inside everyone who crosses her path at her splendid oasis of mid-century modern craftiness.

She’d have been be wrong.

Until recently, in fact, Danielle had no idea that her destiny was to set a world record for the longest scarf knitted while running a marathon dressed as a fruit or vegetable.

Now she knows.

What’s your destiny? I’m here to help.

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  • Reservoir Karl

    From that example, one might assume that it
    would be downright dangerous to even ask…

    • rebecca

      I have to get to work on this. Karl’s does not involve peeps, I don’t think, although marshmallows cannot be ruled out….

  • EvilAgent

    OOHH!!! OOOHHH!!!!! (finest impression of Arnold from Welcome Back Kotter) Me, me!

  • Well gee. I’d like a new destiny. Maybe.

  • Destiny forecast please.

  • Destiny! Destiny! No escaping death for me!