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When I was 4 all I wanted was a pony

by meanlouise on February 18, 2010

in humor, seriously?

los angeles craigslist > central LA > gigs > talent gigs

Ensturzende Neubauten Covers Band Wanted (Brentwood)

Date: 2010-02-05, 8:45AM PST
Reply to: gigs-qcscr-1587216337@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ensturzende Neubauten Covers Band needed to perform at my daughter’s 4th birthday party. We already have a Faust one and an Amon Duul one. You will need to recreate and do a note for note rendition of the Expo 86 performance from Vancouver. There will be no animals or pets present so that will be one less thing to worry about. Your performance will be at 11.15am sharp at Brentwood Elementary. We have rented a 5000 watt PA system. Faust have eaten up all our entertainment budget so just being at Lulu’s party should suffice. Party bags and cake will be presented to you upon leaving by the party girl herself. no jelly bellies and most of all no time wasters.

I don’t know if it’s real or not, but either way it’s hilarious.

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hokgardner February 18, 2010 at 11:53 am

I love that just being at the party should be payment enough. And that they’ll get cake and party bags. Sheehs.

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